function movie()
{
//55
var ranNum= Math.round(Math.random() * 55);
if (ranNum == 0){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Maids-Clean-Up-The-House.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'0\'></EMBED>'); } // MaidsCleanUp
if (ranNum == 1){document.write('<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TmKa9WoTWaI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TmKa9WoTWaI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>'); } // TmKa9WoTWaI
if (ranNum == 2){document.write('<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oiIbr0fpPV8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oiIbr0fpPV8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>'); } // oiIbr0fpPV8
if (ranNum == 3){document.write('<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-sDyVAUb8xE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-sDyVAUb8xE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>'); } // sDyVAUb8xE
if (ranNum == 4){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Women-Drivers.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // WomenDrivers
if (ranNum == 5){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Lighting-a-Fart.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // LightingaFart
if (ranNum == 6){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Bladder-Buddy.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // BladderBuddy
if (ranNum == 7){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Evgeni-Plushenko-Sex-Bomb.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // EvgeniPlushenko
if (ranNum == 8){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/When-the-Kids-Leave-Home.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // WhentheKidsLeaveHome
if (ranNum == 9){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/11-year-old-Yodeling-Sensation.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'0\'></EMBED>'); } // 11yearoldYodeling
if (ranNum == 10){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Stripped-1.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // Stripped1
if (ranNum == 11){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Monkey-Style.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // MonkeyStyle
if (ranNum == 12){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Kangaroo-Playing.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // Kangaroo
if (ranNum == 13){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Funny-Dogs.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // FunnyDogs
if (ranNum == 14){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/President-Bush-Gives-Finger.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // PresidentBushGivesFinger
if (ranNum == 15){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/George-Bush.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // GeorgeBush
if (ranNum == 16){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Man-On-Moon.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // ManOnMoon
if (ranNum == 17){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/I-Love-Sky.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // ILoveSky
if (ranNum == 18){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Zidane-World-Cup-Final-Headbutt.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // ZidaneWorldCupFinal
if (ranNum == 19){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Robin-Williams-Golf.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // RobinWilliamsGolf
if (ranNum == 20){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Mr-Bean-In-Jail.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // MrBeanInJail
if (ranNum == 21){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Family-Guy-Cast-Away.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // FamilyGuyCastAway
if (ranNum == 22){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Bugatti-Veyron.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // Bugatti
if (ranNum == 23){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Naked-Soccer-1.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // NakedSoccer
if (ranNum == 24){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Indecent-Proposal.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // IndecentProposal
if (ranNum == 25){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Vibrator-Recall.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // VibratorRecal
if (ranNum == 26){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Malaysian-Michael-Jackson-Idol.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // MalaysianMichaelJacksonIdol
if (ranNum == 27){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Funny-Asian-Shampoo-Commercial.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // AsianShampooCommercial
if (ranNum == 28){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Talking-Dogs.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // TalkingDogs
if (ranNum == 29){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Food-and-Sex.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // FoodandSex
if (ranNum == 30){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Funny-Animals-1.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // FunnyAnimals1
if (ranNum == 31){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Monkey-vs-Two-Tigers.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // MonkeyvsTwoTigers
if (ranNum == 32){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/South-Park-Mrs-Garrison-Teach-You-Evolutionism.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // SouthEvolutionism
if (ranNum == 33){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Family-Guy-Annoying-Stewie.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // FamilyGuyAnnoyingStewie
if (ranNum == 34){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/What-Are-They-Doing.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // WhatAreTheyDoing
if (ranNum == 35){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Nice-Pussy-1.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // NicePussy1
if (ranNum == 36){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Strip-Poker.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // StripPoker
if (ranNum == 37){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/No-Time-For-Nuts.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // NoTimeForNuts
if (ranNum == 38){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Holy-Land.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // HolyLand
if (ranNum == 39){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/President-Bush-Conference-Call.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // PresidentBushConferenceCall
if (ranNum == 40){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Drunk-Bush.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // DrunkBush
if (ranNum == 41){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Can-cats-talk.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // Cancatstalk
if (ranNum == 42){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/X-Mas-Flies.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // XMasFlies
if (ranNum == 43){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Gay-Referee.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // GayReferee
if (ranNum == 44){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Indian-Version-Of-Michael-Jackson-s-THRILLER.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // IndianVersionOfMichaelJacksonsTHRILLER
if (ranNum == 45){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Mouse-Trap.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // MouseTrap
if (ranNum == 46){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/George-Bush-Rap.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // GeorgeBushRap
if (ranNum == 47){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Funny-Cats-3.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // FunnyCats3
if (ranNum == 48){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Bush-And-Kerry-Debate.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // BushAndKerryDebate
if (ranNum == 49){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Balls-Of-Steel.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // BallsOfSteel
if (ranNum == 50){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Funny-Zyban-commercial.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // FunnyZybancommercial
if (ranNum == 51){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Jay-Leno-Photobooth-Prank.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // JayLenoPhotoboothPrank
if (ranNum == 52){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Jay-Leno-Photobooth-Prank-2.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // JayLenoPhotoboothPrank2
if (ranNum == 53){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Conan-Rebecca-Romijn-Kiss.asx\' width=434 height=401 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // ConanRebeccaRomijnKiss
if (ranNum == 54){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Family-Feud-Censorship.asx\' width=320 height=315 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // FamilyFeudCensorship
if (ranNum == 55){document.write('<EMBED name=MediaPlayer src=\'http://www.mojoflix.com/Embed/Hilarious-Waterbed-Prank.asx\' width=352 height=363 type=application/x-mplayer2 ShowControls=\'1\' ShowStatusBar=\'1\' allowScriptAccess=\'never\' autoStart=\'1\'></EMBED>'); } // HilariousWaterbedPrank
}